Aussie Humour

A Northern  Territories (Oz) farm hand, radios back to  the farm manager.
‘Boss, I got one  helluva problem here… I hit a ruddy pig with the truck.  The pig seems OK, but he’s stuck in the roo-bars on the  front and is wriggling and squealing so blady much, I can’t  get ‘im out.
The manager says,’Ok, there’s a ….303 rifle behind the seat in the rack, take it, shoot the pig and  you’ll be able to remove it.’
Five minutes later the farm  hand calls back, ‘I did what you said Boss. Took the gun, shot the pig in  the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still  can’t go on’.
‘So what’s the f**king problem  now mate?’ raged the Manager. ‘
Well boss, it’s his  motor-bike….it’s stuck under the wheel arch and the bloody blue light  wont stop flashing..’……………hello- you still there  Boss?

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H1N1 Forum September 23

Although it’s stopped grabbing headlines as much and testing for it has stopped, H1N1 is still in our midst.
If you have lots of questions about the flu and how the healthcare system is prepared to tackle it this flu season, our MP Olivia Chow is holding an H1N1 Forum September 23rd. Experts from Toronto Public Health, Health Canada and the Canadian Health Coalition will be on hand.
There’s also lots of information online at FightFlu.ca.

Firefox 3.5.3 Update

Download Firefox 3.5.3 Mozilla Organization – 7.69MB (Open Source)

The Web is all about innovation, and Firefox sets the pace with dozens of new features to deliver a faster, more secure and customizable Web browsing experience for all.

User Experience. The enhancements to Firefox provide the best possible browsing experience on the Web. The new Firefox smart location bar, affectionately known as the "Awesome Bar," learns as people use it, adapting to user preferences and offering better fitting matches over time.

Performance. Firefox is built on top of the powerful new Gecko platform, resulting in a safer, easier to use and more personal product.

Security. Firefox raises the bar for security. The new malware and phishing protection helps protect from viruses, worms, trojans and spyware to keep people safe on the Web.

Customization. Everyone uses the Web differently, and Firefox lets users customize their browser with more than 5,000 add-ons.