Went to see this with my mom and dad today over at Colisee Kirkland. Good movie. Characters are easy to relate. The plot is a tad predictable but the humour, actors and good vibes make it well worth it.
“In many cases, ignoring a troll can carry just as dear a price as provocation.”
So true. I’ve lived through many situations where by staying quiet, I allowed a situation to impact my life for year, instead of confronting it.
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspapers
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
*** And the WINNER is… ***
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition….£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows f—–g everything!
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him
and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had s Ex.
"Tarzan not know s Ex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what s Ex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh ….Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing, and lay down on the ground.
"Here," she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her, and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually, she managed to gasp for air, and screamed, "What did you do that for?!"
"Check for squirrel."